ADULT DATINGS FUNDAMENTALS EXPLAINED

... Dio recounts an Trade between Elagabalus as well as the very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his doctors to present him the equal of a woman's vagina by the use of a surgical incision. ^P